Anyone who knows me knows that the intent of this blog was to slam the Cubs when they’re down. I never bought into the whole lovable losers thing; why the heck would anyone waste money seeing losing ball? And that stadium… it’s a dump. They shouldn’t have bothered dressing it up — they really should have torn it down and started over.

All that is beside the point. The order of the universe is disturbed when the Cubs do reasonably decently (read: above .500) and the White Sox… well, the White Sox suck. Sorry, but it’s true. April can be rough on a lot of teams, but .364 (as of 3 May)?!? My 2015 Sox are starting to look like (dare I say it) the 2014 Bears.